“Are we seriously doing this?” Dan asked, sighing as they stood in a queue in front of the Manchester Eye. Dan loved going there but it was a busy day during October. It was their anniversary as well, but Phil showed no signs of remembering it except for his spontaneous idea of coming to the Eye that day. Dan decided that morning that he would wish his boyfriend happy anniversary after they came back from Manchester if he still didn’t remember. It was a bit disheartening.
i’m so sorry i have attempted to do this prompt dozens of times but i just cant
i always laugh too hard
a jam makikng competition
a/n: i made this phancest bc yea
"Phil, can I ask you something?"
They always say that the first time is the worst feeling, but I never really believed everyone. Until I had my first time with Phil.
Don’t get me wrong though! It was amazing. He was lovely and very slow to make sure not to hurt me. And it felt so good in the moment. But holy hell, he was huge. And by huge, I literally mean porn star huge. I didn’t feel like moving afterwards, that was how intense it was, and I could only assume that he had carried me to his bed.
YEAH BUT IMAGINE EITHER DAN OR PHIL DYING AND ONE OF THEM MAKES A VIDEO EXPLAINING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AND THEN THEY JUST START TO LAUGH TO HOLD OFF THE TEARS AND SAY “YEAH… YEAH I LOVED HIM”
i know, i’m not that good at chaptered fics anon
wow you can write
thank you ;u; i feel like its a bit worse than usual because i haven’t been writing a bunch lately b/c of school and stuff but thank you
genre: vanilla smutty smut
a/n: u kno what u lil shit this is adorable and i can’t stand it oka y im a mess that radio show was stressful so heres a 2249 word fic here take it *thrusts it into ur hands*
"Shut up," he mumbled, making Dan’s giggles tone down a bit but they didn’t stop.
"Or… I’ll have sex with you."
"yeah mom im totally doing homework"