Anonymous ASKED:
idk who else to ask but i know there's phan lookalike porn and i was *cough* interested *cough* so if you could help me then <3 but if not dw dw dw

LMAO I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED TH

IT WAS LAST SUMMER AND IT WAS HILARIOUS AND I GOT THE IMPRESSION THAT ALL PORN WAS BAD BC THIS PORN WAS HORRIBLE AND IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST REAL PORN I WATCHED BUT HERE

this ones a bit better tho (also i did a fic based off it yeh)

Anonymous ASKED:
I'm a new shipper so don't judge me :D I'm SO wondering if dan and phil were boyfriends or sort of boyfriends?

WELL


there are many many speculations and since i’m pretty bias (ive been shipping phan for more than a year lmao) i would advise you to go to thephandirectory [K is basically a god] and please ask me off anon for the password and i will give it to you!! and then educate yourself in a non-bias way ^_^

make sure to explore that blog, it is very helpful and educational when learning about the history of phan!!

Anonymous ASKED:
Can you make a Home masterpost, please??

yeah!! okay ill do that right now broski

yoo it’s here!! wow that description was so cheesy i could literally not write it without making it sound like a disney sitcom

Anonymous ASKED:
can you do a fuffy fic where Phil proposes to Dan?

“Are we seriously doing this?” Dan asked, sighing as they stood in a queue in front of the Manchester Eye. Dan loved going there but it was a busy day during October. It was their anniversary as well, but Phil showed no signs of remembering it except for his spontaneous idea of coming to the Eye that day. Dan decided that morning that he would wish his boyfriend happy anniversary after they came back from Manchester if he still didn’t remember. It was a bit disheartening.

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Anonymous ASKED:
Dan and Phil compete in a jam making competition at their local fair.

i’m so sorry i have attempted to do this prompt dozens of times but i just cant 

i always laugh too hard

a jam makikng competition 

Anonymous ASKED:
Phil finds out that Dan's parents never gave him the sex talk, so he tries to give Dan the talk...

a/n: i made this phancest bc yea

"Phil, can I ask you something?"

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Anonymous ASKED:
Prompt After their first time dan's sore so phil takes care of him

They always say that the first time is the worst feeling, but I never really believed everyone. Until I had my first time with Phil.

Don’t get me wrong though! It was amazing. He was lovely and very slow to make sure not to hurt me. And it felt so good in the moment. But holy hell, he was huge. And by huge, I literally mean porn star huge. I didn’t feel like moving afterwards, that was how intense it was, and I could only assume that he had carried me to his bed.

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phan-out-phan:

YEAH BUT IMAGINE EITHER DAN OR PHIL DYING AND ONE OF THEM MAKES A VIDEO EXPLAINING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AND THEN THEY JUST START TO LAUGH TO HOLD OFF THE TEARS AND SAY “YEAH… YEAH I LOVED HIM”

Anonymous ASKED:
Prompt: Dan and Phil's child is starting to think that they were born the wrong gender.
Anonymous ASKED:
Hello what happened to your fic evacuated? I started it but there only seems to be one chapter

i know, i’m not that good at chaptered fics anon

sorry >_<